Lisa Osbourne: 10 Weird Things They Don’t Tell You About Pregnancy

Clementine, Lisa Osbourne (who is married toJack Osbourne), found out pretty early on that not everything about having a baby is wonderful.

From weird pains and healthy foods to feed your baby to her “dream” hospital bag and newborn must-haves, she decided to create a blog to share her thoughts and experiences with other expectant women. Hence, Raddest Mom was born.

Now the new mom, 26, is spilling the beans on some not-so-comfortable topics (constipation, anyone?) to our readers. Check out her humorous take below.

1. You gag on everything in your first trimester.Well, at least I did. This includes but is not limited to: your toothbrush, the thought of whatever food is disgusting you that day, the smell of your husband’s cologne, etc. We all know about the nausea, but dry-heaving usually comes with it — and it’s even less cute.